New Year Resolution Humor
Failed new years resolutions funny.
New year resolution humor. My New Years resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum vodka or whiskey. My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue so that I triumph even when I fall Aleister Crowley Moonchild. But New Years resolutions dont have to be so serious.
Turn all my high heel shoes into flats. While its evident that traditions similar to present-day New Years resolutions have existed for millennia it can still be tricky to come up with the perfect resolution. I will think of some more excuses.
A lot of people commit to challenging tasks like losing weight or getting a promotion. Relearn social cues after a year at home. Here are some of the funniest New Years Resolutions that we have found.
My New Year Resolutions 2022 includes pretending to be a better person in the New Year. Funny New Year Quotes. Last year I have been so stubborn.